Su questo sito ho trovato queste frasi in stile Chuck Norris su Linus Torvalds e alcune sono molto divertenti!
Questa sono secondo me le migliori, per tutte le altre andate a vedere sul sito, merita! :D
Linus Torvalds wasn’t born. he was developed. by himself.
since 1969, the year Linus Torvalds was developed (by himself),
software quality has increased 19.000 percent.
Linus Torvalds learned to program,
and the computer printed HELLO, WORLD by itself.
Linus Torvalds’s kernel never panics.
Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0.
he is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
Linus Torvalds created recursion so that GNU
would have something to occupy themselves while they wait for the HURD
Linus Torvalds doesn’t worry about Micro$oft patent crap,
he simply does “sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null”.
Linus Torvalds can delete the universe by typing rm -rf /.
Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t use the GCC. he writes binaries.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t use a monitor.
he can read the video signals from a VGA cable with his finger.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t push the flush toilet button, brush his teeth,
shower or clean his house. he simply says “make clean”.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.